officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…
That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

obama-stoleymy-vcr:

freshest-tittymilk:

jhenne-bean:

lifehackable:

More Date Hacks Here

How would that keep out the flying bugs tho

Get a couple of those Off repellent clip-on things, put them around the pool…

That or get some mosquito netting and some poles/something to keep the netting up and create a canopy…

Pour a ring of salt around the pool but don’t break the ring or it won’t work

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newmarie:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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newmarie:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

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rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS
SO HAPPY

rainbowrites:

spacethefinalfuck:

he saw his chance and he took it

DISABLED PEOPLE COSPLAYING DISABLED CHARACTERS

SO HAPPY

(via ruinedbyrian)

charmcityamy:

insp (x

Good lord. I am speechless.

(via groundedfirefly)

fiftyshadesoftardis:

hellyeshaley:

These are all so beautiful and functional. 

I would trade my firstborn child for one of these layouts

(via kathleenhannabanana)

anachronisticsiren:

artisticpsyco:

littleboatstillfloating:

sheppardofhell:

scowlofjustice:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
Read more here

let him dance

he can dance if he wants to

he can leave his friends behind.

cause if his friends don’t dance

and if they don’t dance

then they’re no friends of mine

anachronisticsiren:

artisticpsyco:

littleboatstillfloating:

sheppardofhell:

scowlofjustice:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

Read more here

let him dance

he can dance if he wants to

he can leave his friends behind.

cause if his friends don’t dance

and if they don’t dance

then they’re no friends of mine

(via whoviandragon)

wire-man:

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

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samihiggins:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

THIS IS SOME HUNGER GAMES CINNA LEVEL SHIT RIGHT HERE

(via spontaneousmusicalnumber)

amy8benson:

Alex Kingston and Noel Clarke in Chasing Shadows promo

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hoodiekunoichi:

destiel-is-my-weaknessss:

hoodiekunoichi:

this is slater. while i was checking out his parents, i offered him a treat. after the treat, he just refused to leave the back of the counter. and when his parents tried to take him, he jumped onto the bagging area and just made himself comfortable. 

I’m gonna cry this is so cute

it really was so cute. it was so hard to work and pay attention to his parents while he was being so adorable.

(via thecutestofthecute)

fickaulv:

Ficka had so much fun at the dog park she can’t contain herself

fickaulv:

Ficka had so much fun at the dog park she can’t contain herself

(via thecutestofthecute)

phukers:

hey, I was wondering if your gang offered health insurance 

(via batespossiblycallednorman)

sgt-becky-barnes:

I want to point out that Gabe Jones had completed at least three semesters of college (and probably more) before he ended up running around Europe blowing things up with a guy in spangly tights.

Dum Dum: I didn’t know you spoke German.
Gabe: Two semesters at Howards before I switched to French because the girls were cuter.

Gabe Jones is pretty damn awesome.* I dug up some stats so we can appreciate how awesome.
In 1940:
2% of white people age 14 and older in the USA were illiterate. For POC ("Black and other") it was 11.5%
13% of white men age 25 and older had completed high school. For men of color of the same age (“Black and other races”) it was 3.8%.
5.3% percent of white men age 25 and older had completed at least one year of college. For men of color of the same age it was 1.7%.
In other words, Gabe had the deck stacked against him in a serious way, but he is a smartypants and he is tenacious and he slogged through a lot of crap to get to where he wanted to be. He needs more appreciation.
*Of course, we knew that already, but there’s no such thing as too much Gabe Jones love.

sgt-becky-barnes:

I want to point out that Gabe Jones had completed at least three semesters of college (and probably more) before he ended up running around Europe blowing things up with a guy in spangly tights.

Dum Dum: I didn’t know you spoke German.

Gabe: Two semesters at Howards before I switched to French because the girls were cuter.

Gabe Jones is pretty damn awesome.I dug up some stats so we can appreciate how awesome.

In 1940:

  • 2% of white people age 14 and older in the USA were illiterate. For POC ("Black and other") it was 11.5%
  • 13% of white men age 25 and older had completed high school. For men of color of the same age (“Black and other races”) it was 3.8%.
  • 5.3% percent of white men age 25 and older had completed at least one year of college. For men of color of the same age it was 1.7%.

In other words, Gabe had the deck stacked against him in a serious way, but he is a smartypants and he is tenacious and he slogged through a lot of crap to get to where he wanted to be. He needs more appreciation.

*Of course, we knew that already, but there’s no such thing as too much Gabe Jones love.

(via faeleverte)