Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
Sam Seaborn in 1999.
How prescient of you, Aaron.
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
Let’s talk about situations.
If someone buys you a drink at a bar, it’s still a crime if they steal your wallet.
If someone pays for a fancy dinner for you, it’s still a crime if they steal your car.
If someone if talking to you and you are drunk at a party, it’s still a crime if they steal your cell phone.
It doesn’t matter how tempting your gold watch is, or what neighborhood you’re wearing it in, or what time of day it happens to be, it’s still a crime if someone rips it off your wrist and runs away.
It doesn’t matter if you left your house unlocked, it’s still a crime if someone walks in and takes your TV.
No amount of money spent or lack of preemptive protection makes theft no longer a crime.
Why is all of this obvious when we talk about theft, but apparently under contention if we are talking about rape? Why is bodily autonomy and sexual consent less respected than god damn things? Why is your right to property more respected than your right to your body?