saxifraga-x-urbium:

cannibaliza:

florafaunagifs:

Ocean Wonders: Encountering Sea Monsters

such a confuzzled octosquiggle

RAAAR I AM A KRAKEN

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lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

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karllatchkey:

napoleon bonaparte

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more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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nillawiffle:

captainmjolnir:

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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Nobody was expecting us

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Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

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finally a fandom hijack I can get behind

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I don’t think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this. — Jesus

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It’s not about abortion. It’s about the next 20 years. Twenties and thirties, it was the role of government. Fifties and sixties, it was civil rights. The next two decades, it’s gonna be privacy. I’m talking about the Internet. I’m talking about cellphones. I’m talking about health records, and who’s gay and who’s not. And moreover, in a country born on a will to be free, what could be more fundamental than this?

Sam Seaborn in 1999.

How prescient of you, Aaron.

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pacodestroyer:

I miss buffy so much

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arcaninetails:

breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”

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burningtheheart:

Reasons I would willingly go to school for an extra 7 years than needed:

  • Hogwarts
  • Hogwarts
  • Hogwarts

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCHGOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSES FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

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Let’s talk about situations.

fandomsandfeminism:

If someone buys you a drink at a bar, it’s still a crime if they steal your wallet.

If someone pays for a fancy dinner for you, it’s still a crime if they steal your car. 

If someone if talking to you and you are drunk at a party, it’s still a crime if they steal your cell phone. 

It doesn’t matter how tempting your gold watch is, or what neighborhood you’re wearing it in, or what time of day it happens to be, it’s still a crime if someone rips it off your wrist and runs away. 

It doesn’t matter if you left your house unlocked, it’s still a crime if someone walks in and takes your TV. 

No amount of money spent or lack of preemptive protection makes theft no longer a crime. 

Why is all of this obvious when we talk about theft, but apparently under contention if we are talking about rape? Why is bodily autonomy and sexual consent less respected than god damn things? Why is your right to property more respected than your right to your body? 

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